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Metal Gear

2008-06-13 14:57:27 by PureLionHeart

The greatest story ever told.


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TarThoronTarThoron

2008-07-05 00:45:59

The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear,
Australia is the kangaroo, cause they're kind of weird down there.
Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands so proud and tall,
But Canada is the greatest of them all.

We are the beaver, we're furry and we're free
Yeah, we are the beaver, we got two big front teeth
Yeah, we are the beaver, we can chew right through small trees
We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver.

You might think a rodent is a pretty lame choice
For a national animal, but don't you listen to that voice.
No, cause all them birds and preditors, just take from the land
But the beaver, always gives a dam.

We are the beaver, we got cute little webbed feet
Yeah, we are the beaver, it's bark we like to eat
Yeah, we are the beaver, a nickel we complete.
Yeah, we are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver.

The eagle flies the sky above and swoops down on its prey
The big bear will maul anyone who dares gets in its way
The tiger is the greatest of the hunters today.
But the beaver it can build dams. Yeah,
The beaver it can build dams, dams, dams.

We are the beaver, we slap our tails when danger's nearby
We are the beaver, we got waterproof hides
Yeah, we are the beaver, we got big bums and beady eyes.
We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver.

We are the beaver, our name is often used as a double entedre
We are the beaver, cause in Canada, both French and English belong
Yeah, we are the beaver, and the subject of this song is
We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver.
I can't hear you.
We are the beaver, we are the beaver, we are the beaver
Are you getting the point?
We are the beaver, we are the beaver.
We are the beaver


gfoxcookgfoxcook

2008-07-16 16:41:23

'cause you're the king of the beavers,
the king of the beavers,
you cannot deceive us and
you CAN'T. FOOL. OWLS.


BloodSpliceBloodSplice

2008-10-22 15:29:15

HEY BRO MAN LAYAWAY WAS HELL LAST NIGHT HOW WAS WORK FOR YOU?


iamnoneiamnone

2008-12-01 21:20:41

Makes no sense.


SawdustSawdust

2008-12-27 06:18:28

Dammit Otacon, what's wrong with you?!


Lost-WisdomLost-Wisdom

2008-12-27 09:44:12

*Agrees*


thegreatmorphthegreatmorph

2008-12-28 16:09:23

you were UOTD once.

04/29/04: PureLionHeart


PureLionHeartPureLionHeart

2008-12-28 22:12:30

Cool, I'm popular again.
And I still have that UOTD screenie. :P


JakeJake

2009-02-15 20:04:37

My friend's really into the game. Myself, not so much. I've never been a fan of constantly having to hide in a cardboard box.


gfoxclockgfoxclock

2009-11-03 18:39:35

Popular again... POPULAR AGAIN?

Post on Wi/Ht? more. You make ME look active, ya bum!


ScottTowelsScottTowels

2010-07-20 03:53:04

Not a bad story but far from the best.


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2011-06-16 00:58:36

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